Santa: Teri Bivi Ko English Aati Hai Kya? Banta : Nahin Vah Ganv Ki Hai Santa: Achchha Meri To Parsanal Hai
Santa Dukandar Se "Mujhe Mobile Men MP3 Gane Dalwane Hain Mobile Dukaandar Bola "Memori (Memory) Card Hai Kya?" Santa: "Nahin Memori Card To Nahin Hai Rashan Card Chalega?"
Santa Ke Ghar Men Chor A Gaya Jaise Hi Santa Ne Chor Ko Dekha To Chor Bhagane Laga Santa Bhi Pichhe Pichhe Bhaga Aur Chor Se Aage Nikal Gaya Santa Ne Kaha "Ek To Chori Upar Se Mere Sath Daud"
Santa: Mere Ghar Ladki Hue Hai Banta: Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hai Lekin Jab Wo Badi Hogi Tab Sare Ladke Use Chhedenge Santa: Iska Bhi Upay Kar Liya Hai Maine Banta: Kya? Santa: Maine Uska Naam 'Didi' Rakh Diya Hai
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya
Banta: Tumhe "Tom Aur Jairi" Ke Sabse Majedar Chij Kya Lagti Hai? Santa: Pura Din Nange Ghumenge; Aur Jab Nahane Ke Liye Jayenge To Sviming Sut Pahan Ke Jayenge